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joecroucher:

Balloons are so weird… “happy birthday, here’s a plastic sack of my breath”

(Source: glam0r0us-indie-rockandroll, via hate)

tootsied:

you think you’re cool but you’re just room temperature

(via hate)

thevoicecalledcheesecake:

I would never let my kids watch the orchestra, too much sax and violins.

(via hate)